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Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:23:21 -0000

Dude, I'm REAL sorry it took so long to approve this comment (which was awesome BTW). It got buried in my spam folder. No idea how as I usually get all my Disqus comments sent to my Inbox. My sincerest apologies.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

urban daddy — Sat, 29 May 2010 01:09:06 -0000

Laughed out loud at lactation consultant...

I vote for a consultant. I think that is code for work when someone wants to pay you for your opinion. I want that gig too.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:59:55 -0000

I will definitely let you know. I'm trying to start a cult but I'm not sure how to get it started.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:59:17 -0000

LOL...I wouldn't make the mistake of using me as a paradigm of normalcy. That would be a HUGE mistake! But your comment is HILARIOUS! We really do sound a lot alike. I just recently started working out at the gym after a very extensive hiatus. Cam-porn, eh? Let me know if that works out. I'm open to using my sausage to bring home the bacon :)

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

JR Reed — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:03:07 -0000

Dude,

If you get ANY of those jobs, please let me know. I have a (totally crappy) job and I am actively searching for something that is both lucrative and fun. I may not have the personality of a cult leader, but I'm willing to give it a shot...

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

PreBigBanger — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:26:39 -0000

Finally! I'm NORMAL! I'm 38, stay-at-home dad of two, depending on my wife's income, trying to figure out if this means I have to be her bitch or not. (only when it's fun)... And, now I find out that the average stay-at-home dad is 38 and doesn't want his kid(s) to have to go to daycare. Well, that's been my major argument! Finally, I'm normal at something... So, now what do I do with all my testosterone?!? I go to the gym, get all kinds of naughty thoughts about the chicks in spandex, and ultimately stay loyal and keep my wife very satisfied (so she says :). But, what happened to my Harem idea? And how can I bring in some extra money? I thought about being a CAM-PORN dude, but who the hell wants to pay to see my middle-aged male body? (If you do, contact me, I need the money!)
Anyway, here's to us, the balzy men of the world who actually care about the future of their kids.
XiS

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:49:07 -0000

LOL! Yes, it is strangely alluring, isn't it?

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

Papa K — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:21:06 -0000

Lactation consultant. Nice. After the onset of our first and only child (so far) I was shocked to find out there such a thing!! They were coming in and feeling on my wifes boobs. I was weirded out by the whole thing yet strangely "intrigued".

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:10:00 -0000

You're right...cult leader and actor are basically the same profession. I'm thinking being a cult leader would be cool but minus the ignominious ending.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

Keith Wilcox — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:59:09 -0000

I'm going with cult leader or Actor (which are surprisingly similar it seems). I've always thought I would make an excellent actor (not of the porn variety -- well, I guess that's not really acting, is it). You? I don't know you, but I'm sure you'd be wonderful at any of these super exciting professions. :-)

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:19:24 -0000

Yea, I was afraid the Oprah retirement was too good to be true. What qualifies someone to be a life coach?

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:17:10 -0000

LOL! I think you're right!

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

PJ Mullen — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 10:59:10 -0000

Dude, Oprah is so not going away, just morphing into something bigger and possibly more powerful. We all should be scared.

I'm totally with you on the life coach thing. What the hell do they do? Say things like "oh, no, don't do that" "you're better than that" "you deserve more". It's almost like consulting but with a less specific objective.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

Moby Home Maker — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:53:55 -0000

Hysterical!!! I think there are places on the net where you can be both a "pro" wrestler and a porn star....

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:14:31 -0000

Thanks, bro! Same goes for me. I hit the lottery and we've taking a private jet to all seven continents!

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:13:38 -0000

LOL! Exactly! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:13:02 -0000

Instead of "stand up" comedy it will be "sit down" comedy. I think you're on to something here, SM!

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

steelydad — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:12:23 -0000

WM, that's issue is pending litigation so I'm not at liberty to discuss it. Alright, you take over for Oprah but I'll be your sidekick.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

Weasel Momma — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:23:22 -0000

Okay, I want to know why were you stalking lactation support groups. For the record, I plan on taking over after Oprah, so you can cross that option off your list.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

SurprisedMom — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:55:23 -0000

How about Internet comedian? All you need is a Web cam and your sense of humor. Oh yeah, and some way to cash in, but I'm sure you'd figure it out. :D

(I know it's been awhile, but I was on a self-imposed hiatus.)

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

Eric D. Bolton — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:29:30 -0000

When you are a man. Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Re: Jobs for a Stay-at-Home Dad

Shane DeGroote — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:42:53 -0000

You would be great in whatever you decide to do.....I promise, if i ever hit the lottery....we are both going to be playing in the World sereis of poker....my treat buddy

Re: Happy Big Deuce

steelydad — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:30:37 -0000

Thanks, man!

Re: Happy Big Deuce

otter321 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:29:17 -0000

Happy Birthday to your daughter.

Re: So You Want to be a Stay-At-Home Dad?

steelydad — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:57:40 -0000

Well, congrats, my man! Way to join the proud ranks of SAHDs everywhere. Yea, my friends deal me the same grief but I can usually minimize it by preemptively making fun of myself. If that doesn't work, I just tell them I can still beat the shit out of them. That usually shuts them up.